20 Jokes About New York That Are Actually Funny


When you can make fun of the weather, the public transportation, and how much the rest of America misunderstands us, you’re a true New Yorker at heart.

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If you can laugh at the people, the weather and the misunderstandings, you are obviously a New York resident at heart who can appreciate these one-liners:

1. Yeah, we’re better than Boston in many, many ways.
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2. New Yorkers like to say they’re from New York. Why not brag?
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3. We could make subway jokes for days. More coming!
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4. Most of the rest of America really has no idea about where we live.
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5. It really is the best city in the world. Thanks Rudy Guilani!
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6. It’s not just in the park where we avoid contact, either. The subway is waaaay worse.
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7. This map pretty much sums it up.
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8. We got jokes for days about New York City
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9. We’re always hoping winter ends. And it never seems to.
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10. Actually, this would be a steal.
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11. You can always spot the tourists by how they eat their pizza.
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12. This is pretty accurate. Except we’d say most of our friends have no idea there’s an upstate.
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13. That’s more like it (see joke number 10)
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14. Okay, this might be a bit of a stretch. Unless you live in SoHo.
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15. Only true New Yorkers know the struggle is real.
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16. True Upstaters don’t really care what anyone thinks, though.
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17. It’s hard not to be so selfish when riding the subway.
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18. You knew there would be a Knicks joke in here, right?.
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19. We should just have a whole section about New York tourists on here.
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20. And it’s always worth it when we get there.
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