22 Jokes About Florida That Are Actually Funny


When you can make fun of the hurricanes, the old people and the crime, you’re truly a Florida resident at heart.

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If you can laugh at the old people, the lack of culture and the criminal activity, you are obviously a Florida resident at heart who can appreciate these one-liners:

1. Yeah, Florida is a little dangerous.
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2. Hurricanes don’t scare us. Until it’s too late to run.
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3. We could make hurricane jokes for days. We’ll stop here.
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4. We could definitely insert way more than just these three.
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5. It’s 70 degrees for maybe two months. Then April comes and the old people leave.
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6. Everyone loves grandmas. Until they are in front of them on the road.
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7. Actually, most of the old people are in bed before the bars open in Florida.
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8. Sometimes, they’re under your car in the morning.
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9. Not everyone in Florida is a jerk. Just everyone in Miami.
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10. We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters.
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11. This isn’t everyone during a storm. But every neighborhood has at least one.
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12. This is pretty accurate. Except we’d make the redneck part way bigger.
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13. How come every weird story about jail happens in Florida?
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14. America hates us because America ain’t us.
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15. On every third or fourth towel.
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16. The best part is when a redneck pronounces these.
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17. Well, maybe not the Publix part…
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18. Actually, it’s usually someone’s dog.
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19. Say what you want, Florida residents are sure a tough bunch.
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20. It’s funny because it’s not too far from the truth.
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21. How about, “Because Florida residents are super awesome?”
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22. There’s a little bit of truth in all of these, actually.
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