If you can laugh at being shirtless one day and wearing gloves the next, the types of food people eat, and how the rest of the world views Texas, you are obviously a Texan at heart who can appreciate these one-liners:
1. Yeah, Texans love their meat.
2. The diet is actually pretty varied here!
3. The heat can be unbearable.
4. It’s funny because it’s true
5. A funny way to look at how Texas views itself.
6. And here’s what Texas thinks of the rest of the U.S.
7. Speeders in Texas beware!
8. Unfortunately, this is a common joke.
9. Everything’s bigger in Texas, right?
10. We’re such a misunderstood bunch.
11. This is also a common joke we share.
12. El Paso is an interesting place.
13. This is what Americans think of Texas.
14. This describes a lot of our neighbors for sure.
15. Our coach is nuts, but we love him.
16. We all know someone like this.
17. It’s just not the same down south.
18. Look familiar?
19. We’ve all been there.
20. We can all laugh at this one.
21. It’s funny because it’s not too far from the truth.
22. God Bless Texas