10 San Jose Stereotypes That Are Completely Accurate


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1. San Jose Takes Cultural Diversity To The Extreme, And Then One Step Further

Fact — San Jose’s vietnamese population is the largest in the States.

Fact — San Jose’s hispanic population is 76th largest in the states on a percentage basis. Given that it’s the 10th biggest city overall, that probably means that San Jose is towards the top of that list, too.

All this adds up to San Jose being the most diverse city in the country. In our opinion, the city should use this fact as a bragging point more often.

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2. Everyone In San Jose Has Their Personal Favorite Pho Place And Favorite Burrito Place

The South has biscuits. The northeast has Dunkin donuts. Texas has BBQ.

San Jose has the best damn Pho you’ve ever had. We’re talking 901 different options on Yelp. So we won’t pretend to pick the best, considering you probably wouldn’t agree any way.

Oh yeah, and the numerous varieties of Latino food are nothing to sneeze at either.

3. The Waters Are Dangerous In San Jose. It’s Crazy Shark Territory.

From October through May of every year, San Jose becomes home to millions of ravenous shark… fans.

In all our travels around the U.S., we’ve never seen a whole city so committed to an ice hockey team.

So even though the 10 year playoff streak ended this year, Shark fans still go to sleep with the image of Patrick Marleau in their eyes.

Oh, and the Kings still suck.

4. There Are Tech Nerds. Then There’s Everyone In San Jose.

Being in the heart of Silicon Valley has it perks:

  • You have the latest gizmo years before anyone else
  • You have the latest delivery service before anyone else
  • You know a guy who knows a VC
  • You know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that was an early employee at some major start up

You get part of the Silicon Valley ethos through osmosis.

5. San Jose Became The Silicon Behemoth Because It Fosters Creativity

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San Jose’s art community mixes art with the tech influence that surrounds the area into a glorious mashup.

Take the SubZERO Festival as a prime example. We think it does a good job of summing the scene up in the words from its site — “SubZERO is a DIY, artistically bent, hi/lo-techno mashup where street meets geek.”

And you can only get that kind of experience in San Jose.

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6. The Weather Doesn’t Get Better Than San Jose, And People There Seem Oblivious To It

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San Jose’s weather reflects the ethos of the city: perfect in every way and completely unaware of it.

After living in San Francisco for four years, we can tell you that the weather there is decent, but San Jose blows it away.

With the water giving the area constantly awesome weather, you’d think people would brag about it more. But they don’t.

7. Everyone In San Jose Can Hike, Bike, And Stroll To Some Amazing Nature

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Let’s take a quick look at the options immediately around San Jose:

  • Alum Rock with over 100 years of history
  • Bike up Mt. Hamilton
  • Hike up Coyote Peak
  • The view from Almaden Quicksilver County Park

And that’s just a limited sample of all the awesome around San Jose.

Not bad, not bad at all.

8. Everyone In San Jose Has Mastered The Art Of California Driving

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Only wimps in the Northeast ride easy to use, useful public transportation.

In San Jose, it’s all about the car; the ultimate expression of freedom. There’s a particular way to drive in San Jose.

We think it’s part of the startup ethos; you need to be smart with your time. It’s not an efficient use of time to put on your turn signal; just switch lanes. And don’t you dare stop at a stop sign; check ahead and roll through that thing like you’ve done it your entire life.

9. Don’t You Dare Call San Jose A Suburb, Odds Are It’s Bigger Than Your City

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San Jose is the 10th biggest city in the United States.

Sometimes you lose perspective of that fact because of San Francisco’s larger than life persona, but San Jose is bigger than San Francisco.

That’s why everyone gets irked when you downplay the role San Jose has in the valley. It actually has a bigger footprint; it’s just not as easily codified as other cities. Probably because…

10. San Joseans Already Know It’s Awesome, But They Need To Start Preaching The Gospel Of San Jose

People call San Jose the suburb of San Francisco because they don’t know what the city has to to offer.

From the incredible cultural diversity, to the sprawling tech scene, to the crazy Sharks fans, San Jose has something for everyone.

It’s more than worthy of the title — The Capitol of Silicon Valley.

Why not make a bigger deal about how great the city is? Maybe they don’t want the secret to get out.

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7 thoughts on “10 San Jose Stereotypes That Are Completely Accurate

  1. San Jose will always be home.. BUT, it’s getting very overpopulated 🙁 Traffic jams getting worse and worse by the day.

  2. I find that San Joseans who dis San Jose are either just not happy with their lives, don’t know any better because they are poorly traveled or lived in San Jose when it was mostly Caucasian and do not like what a urbanized San Jose looks like ( Very diversified). Sorry but its true.
    Most US metropolitan areas would kill to be in San Jose’s place, San Jose has issues but the future is very bright.

  3. San Jose is the most boring and depressing “city” I have ever lived in. Just because there’s genetic diversity doesn’t mean there’s cultural diversity. There are barely any cultural events or communal celebrations. Everyone is holed up in their crappy house or apartment because there’s nothing to do here. The tech “geeks” aren’t here because they love San Jose, they’re here because this is (rather unfortunately) where their job is. I’m sure they all have grand plans to get the hell out when a great opportunity arises elsewhere. I pity the person who wrote this who apparently has never lived anywhere but San Jose.

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